I have found that too much niceness gets a ho hum, once in awhile we want to let ‘er rip.
You can send me a saying or quote, or whatever you would like on a mug, tee-shirt, or pillow. and I will get it back to you fast as the company will print it.
Here are some Coffee Mug possibilities:
“Practice safe TEXT, use COMMAS,, and never miss a PERIOD.”
“Sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?”
“Better grab my dumb umbrella. It’s really stupid out there today.”
“Some days the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.”
“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I am right.”
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.” –Josh Billings
“We live our lives as if nothing is a miracle.
Dogs live their lives as if everything is.”
“The journey of life is sweeter who travels with a dog.”
“All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just free lancing.”
If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. --Frank A. Clark
We need Joy as we need air. We need Love as we need water. We need each other as we need the earth we share. --Maya Angelou
“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” Marcel Proust
“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.”
“When you change the way you look at things the things you look at change”. –Wayne Dyer
“It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.” ~Henry David Thoreau
From Mark Twain:
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
For the writers among us:
“The best tool in a writer’s arsenal is a readers imagination.” –Tim Campbell
“There are three rules for writing, unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”
“Books are a uniquely portable magic.” –Stephen King
“Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the Internet.”